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21 and Curious. I'm a proud Gemini, a jack of all trades!

Historical Figures’ Pick-Up Lines

zenofawesome:

Gandhi: “I’ll teach you some not-so civil disobedience”

Socrates: “An unexamined ass is not worth squeezing.”

William Shakespeare: “Wilt thou rock my world all night?”

Moses: “I parted seas just by using my hands, want to know what else I can part?”

King Henry VIII: “Give me head or lose your head, your choice.”

Isaac Newton: “Baby, I cannot help but gravitate towards you.”

Genghis Khan: *grunts*

Hahaha!!! *laughs at Genghis and King Henry VIII =))

(Source: unchartedlust)

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

When I learned how to have a crush on somebody. (I was prolly 4? or 6yo.)

Tripping!

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